anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

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sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

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#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

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buckkybbarnes:

when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures

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pokedump:

089 - Muk
Thickly covered with a filthy, vile sludge. It is so toxic, even its footprints contain poison.

pokedump:

089 - Muk

Thickly covered with a filthy, vile sludge. It is so toxic, even its footprints contain poison.

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pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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mishasminions:

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

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buffythesamoyed:

Guess I didn’t really think this one all the way through…but your leftover cappuccino foam was worth it!

buffythesamoyed:

Guess I didn’t really think this one all the way through…but your leftover cappuccino foam was worth it!

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givememountaindew:

Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years. 

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Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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pls, if you will

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple:  I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.

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sublimemichael:

Couch kitten

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